lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

(via the-sociopaths-have-the-impala)

slippingbriskly:

moistchunkyslurp:

(x)

lays did not know what they were getting into with this

(via malallory)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via the-misguided-companion)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via thelittle-dreamer-thatcould)

aceman-ethan:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

Oohhhmmmmhhhooommmmgghhhh

(Source: naadaa11, via adventuresofmoosehead)

master-meriadoc:

i’m gonna put this here because
1.) i’m tired of only ever seeing dudes with six packs and bodies with less than 5% body fat on them on my dash
2.) body positivity for dudes is important because we also have standards of beauty (or should i say masculinity) that we feel pressured to fit all the time
3.) i’m ready to see more guys that look like me

master-meriadoc:

i’m gonna put this here because

1.) i’m tired of only ever seeing dudes with six packs and bodies with less than 5% body fat on them on my dash

2.) body positivity for dudes is important because we also have standards of beauty (or should i say masculinity) that we feel pressured to fit all the time

3.) i’m ready to see more guys that look like me

(Source: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via thelittle-dreamer-thatcould)