Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i’m gonna put this here because
1.) i’m tired of only ever seeing dudes with six packs and bodies with less than 5% body fat on them on my dash
2.) body positivity for dudes is important because we also have standards of beauty (or should i say masculinity) that we feel pressured to fit all the time
3.) i’m ready to see more guys that look like me